让雅思阅卷老师喷饭的雅思作文

　　“笑果”指数 ★ 　　I don’t have time to read, because I must study。 　　Studying usually involvesreading! 　　I shared it by myself。 　　You cannot share things with yourself! 　　It has some disadvantages, because it‘s good for their furture。 　　’Disadvantages‘ are bad by definition! 　　China is a big country, so we have four seasons。 　　Small countries may have four seasons, too! 　　She is a good person, because I know her father。 　　The fact that you know her father doesn’t mean she is a good person!

　　“笑果”指数 ★★ 　　I am writing to expressthat I am going to receive the aid from you。 　　Are you sure I‘m going to help you- 　　I need some hands from you。 　　I bet you mean ’a hand‘。 　　More and more people are getting older。 　　Who’s getting younger- 　　In my opinion, I‘m a student。 　　Are you not sure- 　　Pandas can give us the development。 　　Sounds difficult。 　　My abilitymake(s) me couldn’t study。 　　......especially in develolping and developed countries。 　　And what about coutries that are neither developing nor developed-

　　“笑果”指数 ★★★ 　　My friend must be like animal。 　　What a curse! 　　We share the same things-even the same boyfriend! 　　It is possible but immoral。 　　My major is violence。 　　I hope not so! 　　I often go to the loo to see wild animals。 　　Sound way too funny! You might mean zoo。 　　My city has a bright future, because of me。 　　Shall we try something modest-