雅思口语的“邪恶思路”

　　当考官问你一个不熟悉的话题，如do you play a musical instrument? 结果你赫然发现自己从小到大根本就没学过乐器，则如何回答？是否硬着头皮编个乐器给他？

　　答案可以是编，那就要事先准备。或者是不编，直接回答，按以下邪恶思路：

　　examiner: do you play a musical instrument?

　　student: hmm ...（沉思状）i wish i could say yes, but （耸肩，摊手，无奈状）not really. i don‘t play any musical instrument, but some of my friends do. on weekends we often go to a school music classroom, they play the piano while i listened / watched, drinking beer and chatting with people. maybe one day i should learn to play a piano as well.

　　OR

　　examiner: do you swim often?

　　student: hmm ...（沉思状）i wish i could say yes, but （耸肩，摊手，无奈状）not really. i don’t know how to swim, but some of my friends do. on weekends we often go to a swimming pond, they swim while i watched, drinking beer and chatting with people. maybe one day i should learn to swim as well.

　　OR

　　examiner: do you dance?

　　student: hmm ...（沉思状）i wish i could say yes, but （耸肩，摊手，无奈状）not really. i don‘t dance, but some of my friends do. on weekends we often go to a night club, they dance while i watched, drinking beer and chatting with people. maybe one day i should learn to dance as well.

　　OR

　　examiner: do you play football?

　　student: hmm ...（沉思状）i wish i could say yes, but （耸肩，摊手，无奈状）not really. i don’t play football, but some of my friends do. on weekends we often go to a football pitch, they play football while i listened / watched, drinking beer and chatting with people. maybe one day i should learn to play football as well.

　　注：这是邪恶思路，请参考自身情况使用，如遇意外，概不负责。。。